I don’t know why you got so offended by that joke [targeting lesbians]. I mean I don’t think it’s offensive and I could probably even be considered a little bit bisexual at times.
— Female undecided major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)
casual reminder that you’re not just my followers you’re my friends whether you like it or not that is what you signed up for when you hit the follow button





Realtor: A massacre happened in this area….300 people died..

White person: Sell me the house.

Realtor: …are you sure?

White person: I’ll pay triple.

Realtor: The pervious 5 owners have all come up missing

White person: Do you prefer cash or check?