I don’t know why you got so offended by that joke [targeting lesbians]. I mean I don’t think it’s offensive and I could probably even be considered a little bit bisexual at times.
— Female undecided major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)
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cosbyykidd:

thuglifeandhackysacks:

queeniman:

Realtor: A massacre happened in this area….300 people died..

White person: Sell me the house.

Realtor: …are you sure?

White person: I’ll pay triple.

Realtor: The pervious 5 owners have all come up missing

White person: Do you prefer cash or check?